Saturday, September 1, 2012

The Quickfire Teese

Its been a while since we did a Dita post but I think this is the mother of all posts. During the week Dita Von Teese was a special guest in one of our favorite shows "Top Chef: Masters" and it certainly was one of the best episodes yet! Although she's know to be the Queen of Burlesque this lady is so elegant and full knowledge when it comes to her food. It was hilarious to watched Chef and host Curtis Stone acting  like a little boy when she speak. All feathers where ruffled during the taping of the show. Here is great review of the episode:

The Braiser: Tonight In Food TV: Dita Von Teese Ruffles Curtis Stone’s Feathers On Top Chef Masters
by Mariella Mosthof

"On tonight’s Top Chef: Masters, the cheftestants will battle it out with sexy foods in a Quickfire Challenge for burlesque goddess Dita Von Teese. Of course, unlike Top Chef: Amateurs, the chefs will only see coverage of Miss Von Teese tasting their dishes through a live feed of the dining room, which leaves host Curtis Stone all alone with a professional seductress. Okay, take a moment to calm yourself, because, yes, she is strikingly beautiful, and remarkably apt at toeing the line between coquette and pro-dom. Can we move on now? Great.
She arrived to take The Daintiest Bites Ever of the Quickfire dishes, while Curtis could barely scrape together his hostly charms, he was so thoroughly ruffled by the beautiful Von Teese. Between talk of teases vs payoffs and soft caresses vs quick smacks (we’re discussing food, here), Curtis blushed, stuttered, and choked his way through the tasting with all the charm of a 10th grade boy at the chalkboard with a boner."

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